Well, here I am in the electronic age writing my first blog. My friends Luke and Jim have created blogs and even though Jim's is awful, Luke's is rather funny. Needless to say I wanted a piece of that action. I created this blog a while ago however I have never had the guts to actually write my first blog. To tell the truth, I wanted to write a blog that was awesome. I wanted my debut blog to be funny, outrageous and for an editor of publishing house to see it and inform me I am going to make millions. What took me so long is I could never figure out what to write about it. If you know me, you probably know I am boring and not too creative. But, since this is my first blog no one will read it anyway, so I figured it wouldn't matter what I write about. Kind of how no one watches Carson Daly after Leno and Conan because they have had two hours to realize that other people aren't that funny and the trashy Budweiser can looked like a better time.
(Budwesier can Picture was suppose to be here. It was suppose to look trashy)
Since I spend a lot of time by myself in my apartment because of my crappy job hours, I really need things to spend my time doing. Lately, I have wanted to spend my time on the internet....but I don't know what sites to go to. Yes, I realize there are hundreds, maybe even millions of site I can go to, but I don't know where to go. When I usually log on I go to about five sites after my email. Most include sports and a couple don't. After I visit my faithful sites sometimes I sit in front of my computer for a couple minutes trying to think of sites I can visit. I usually throw my laptop across the room in disgust because I feel like I should be able to be addicted to the internet like I want to be. If anyone has ideas, you can always give me some strategies on how I can waste my time on the internet.
Well, sorry to waste your time the past five minutes you took to read my first blog. Hopefully next time it will be funny and you will want to tell your friends. Seriously, though as I read over what I wrote I realize it really was pointless...sorry about that. You should read Jim's. Maybe sometime I will jazz up my page with words and and pictues etc. But, that is only if I end up writing more and if anybody actually shows up and reads this crap.
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First let me assure you that your blog is way funnier than Jim's.
Also, I have a rather sizable list of webcomics on my blog. If you are interested in wasting time on the internet I would suggest checking them out. Some of them have archieves that go back 5 years.
Also, I know you will refuse to read webcomics, but I thought I would suggest it anyways
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